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Agony - Not all pain is gain.

Incompetence - When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

Cluelessness - There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

Dysfunction - The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.

Mediocrity - It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.

Meetings - None of us is as dumb as all of us.

Teamwork - A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

- Peace Out